Remember that time you ate that spicy tomato just before you went to bed on the night before the big silence convention? Oh, that weird dream you had about the 2016 presidential election. When you woke up you couldn't quite remember the horrible details, but after reading "On Self-Reliance" and "A Sound of Thunder" it's all coming back to you now.
The dream started badly. You were in line with your family at an office waiting to be sent to high school. Everywhere you looked there were posters of president-elect Recog Nition, looking like a crazy squirrel who could eat a whole 5 dollar special from Popeyes.
Suddenly, there was Ralph Waldo Emerson telling you, "Society is a wave. The wave moves onward but the water of which it is composed does not" You realized that you have something to contribute to the world so you decided to try. But it wasn't easy. First you had to put on a fancy clown suit and afro wig and then you had make a balloon animal to go back in time to the white house so you could convince people to learn about the candidates and the [political issue you care about most].
But right there in the White House there was a giant Turtle and it started yelling at everyone. People started to cry. You grabbed a megaphone from a nearby megaphone shop and yelled "If people cant see air, does that mean fish cant see water?" Everyone stopped and listened, so you kept going.
Ahhhhhhhhhh what is this garbage that i just wrote! haha
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